Real Human-Person

"being a human is so boring why can't I be one of the COOL animals" okay hey. I hear you. but I actually really super love being an omnivorous persistence hunting primate with a stomach capable of dissolving many literal poisons and the ability to smell geosmin (released in the soil after it rains) at five parts per trillion. I super enjoy being a bipedal terrifyingly agile mammal with some of the most efficient sweat glands in the animal kingdom. I find a lot of joy in being an endotherm with mimicry abilities that rival most other animals with vocal chords. it's sick as hell I'm having a lot of fun

the whole "real punk values" thing is literally like the whole thing liberal religious people do where theyre like "well REAL christian values are actually kindness and charity and socialism" in very very vague and cherry picked terms that ignores the wider issue of harmful values its just the secular version. "real" punk values are not a real thing. this is not a legitimate belief system. every individual person who listens to punk rock music will have a different belief system and historically punk musicians have all been very different from each other. there have always always been leftist punks and liberal punks and conservative punks and there are very very well established subsets of punk that are extremely and explicitly white supremacist and you cant say any one of these is "real punk" or "not real punk" because it is literally just a music and aesthetic based subculture. you cant say racist skinheads are "not real punks" because that is categorically untrue and does absolutely nothing to combat the proliferation of those ideologies. it only ignores the issue of bigotry within a subculture rather than doing something about it.

sometimes water tastes so good and you drink it in such a ferociously passionate way that you frighten yourself

Man... i gotta get on hrt

I feel like tumblr knows I've been playing Dredge...

you guys know there are other lobbying groups besides aipac, right? it's important to me that you know that because dgmw, I agree that the shit in Palestine needs to end yesterday, but right now a lot of you are shouting "ISRAEL!" every time anything unfavorable happens and it's starting to sound like you think jews run the world from the shadows and also control the weather.

Itchy as fuck lice mummy

random as fuck dice mummy

expensive as fuck price mummy

jesus as fuck christ mummy

fried as fuck rice mummy

two of them as fuck twice mummy

friendly as fuck nice mummy

let's give it up for emotionally constipated women. let's give it up for women who can't think about being vulnerable without throwing up in their mouth a little. let's give it up for women who don't have the words to say what they feel even if they wanted to

You can only reblog this today! Next time Thursday 20 will follow Wednesday 19 will be in 2439!

“my husband suddenly decided he didn’t like the food I cooked and stopped eating it” ok. let him starve. I say this as an autistic person with sensory issues surrounding food, if your grown ass husband refuses to eat a dish you and your kids enjoy, he can make himself a PB&J.

Suppen Kasper ass husband