Lina Khan #1 fan

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

scottish is as funny as bitish but much more respectable

when i hear bitish accent i am laughing at it and when i hear scottish accent i am laughing with it

@kingofthewilderwest

I really do love that people have legitimately always just been people. Like how many angry breakup texts have their been that end with “Come get your stuff or I’m donating it to goodwill”? People never change.

“Come pick up your shawls and sandals” I’m dead

gets me every time ;(

Did the guy in the blue shirt just throw the guy with the black shirt off a bridge for respecting women???

No, the guy in the black shirt willingly jumped off the bridge to go get the love letter, because he respect women that much.

when you drink yo respect women juice

dont give children’s coloring books to college students

HEATHENS!!!!!

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

the most obnoxious part of the holiday season is commercials that try to sound like ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas and have a dinky xylophone playing in the background while the narrator tells you in rhyme to buy a Ford