weed is dank

This is so cute

nicki screamed bc even she couldn’t keep up w him lmao

if you need a constant flow of validation to live but are too anxious to ask bc of your past trauma hit that mf reblog

*spins my clothes in a wet metal tube then bakes them in a different metal tube to undo the wetness*

in literature this is called defamiliarization so congrats this post is officially a literary masterpiece  

In my house its called laundry! Thank you!

Be your own daddy, make your own sugar.

I justify my impulses by the fact I’m going to be dead one day and none of it truly matters in the grand scheme of things

it’s that “treat yo self” nihilism

my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”

someone knocked on my door and they were wearing a red hat. i didnt answer cuz i was scared it was donald trump

what if it was mario you utter fool