Are you there vodka? It's me Tyler.

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

I need to get paid asap so pls ace help

I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE

I’ll take “how I knew I was a homosexual as a child” for $400, Alex

Gay culture is Chris O'Donnell as Robin in the Batman movies

Y'all are tryna be funny but this is real life.

Re blogging for the added last gif. This is so true you guys. I knew I was too into Robin as a kid.

Season 4 tho.

ICON

“Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his dick hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.”

“He had not been this close to Malfoy since he had watched him muttering to Crabbe and Goyle during Dumbledore’s speech about Cedric. He could feel a kind of ringing in his ears. His hand gripped his dick under his robes”

LOL dark-blueeeee

“My dick.” Said Ron. “Look at my dick.” It had snapped, almost in two, and the tip was dangling limply, held on by only a few spare splinters.

PFFFFF HAHA

“Your dick, Lucius. I require your dick.”