The Life of a Feeder

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

that was such a deep belch good lord

Looks like some flimsy ass cheap plastic lol

I work at a rock shop, we have had these boys forever but due to some tik tok trend last week we have been getting people just comming in and rushing for the bands. Not to mention when they are like “man i hope yours does not break” and I tell them they are fragile and you should be careful with them they get angry with me since the only way the can possibly break is by vibes alone and not jusy throwing your hand down on a table too hard.

It’s a Monty Python skit.

i will never not reblog this

fatphobia robs the world of all joy and I think the faster people accept that the faster we can like. Improve and progress as a society. I’m saying this extremely seriously. We have got to get past this. Fucking sick of it. People lose their lives and years to this. Whole generations were ruined by these ideas and expectations.

A girl telling you you’ve made her wet is single handedly the sexiest hottest fuckin thing ever and you can’t tell me different

allow me to slip into something a little more… comfortable *removes green ribbon from my neck, screaming ensues*