In My World..

I just get so excited, wrapped up in wanting to solve stuff, you know?

THANK YOU CHRIS PRATT FOR GIVING US THIS VIDEO!

anything to get out of paying the bill!

here’s a friendly reminder that this video of andy samberg destroying a table with thor’s hammer exists

sometimes like that it be

He’s dead now, so I portrayed him as such. Everyone understood immediately.

Afraid to use your forearms? You’re not using enough elbow. Guys, those aren’t the parts people feature when they dance.

This isn’t just a case for me. When I was rookie at the 64 my Captain was my first mentor. He helped me get on the detective track and he gave me all the best cases, but when I finally made detective, he took me to dinner and tried to kiss me. He said that he felt like he deserved something in return for my career. I just ran out of the restaurant, back to the office and I put in my transfer for the 99. Oh man, I’m so sorry.

In my time working for the state government, my job sent me to 46 cities in 11 years. I lived in villages with eight people, rural farming communities, college towns. I was sent to every corner of Indiana. And then I came here. And I realized that, this whole time, I was just wandering around, everywhere, just looking for you. I love you and I like you.

#when your brother-in-law is roasting your mother and you have bread

I really roasted your mom back there.

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