Daily Dose of Laughter

I enjoy being characters rather than myself.  

As a reminder, it's an open tryout today. All positions available. This is a rebuilding season, people. Jackson's gone, Lahey's gone. Greenberg, the one guy I actually wanted gone... Was held back. Again.

Me after walking up a flight of stairs

It’s Saturday Night Live Halloween

Phoebe just threw away two jacks because they didn't look happy.

The only worthwhile thing I've done today was take a Buzzfeed quiz about what kind of onion I am.

Right, so, you, Eleanor Shellstrop, are dead. Your life on Earth has ended, and you are now in the next phase of your existence in the universe.

This is the level of validation I need.

Me looking at my phone the morning after going out  

I wanted to wear my bathrobe and eat peanut clusters all day. I wanted to start drinking in the morning. Don't say that I don't have goals!

Anything to get out of doing homework

I am definitely the Gina of the office