Did You Think You Were Done With Nightmares

third funniest thing in exquisite corpse was andrew giving himself an impromptu mullet with surgical shears in the middle of a crime scene and the mullet apparently looking pretty good. second funniest thing in exquisite corpse was when andrew became so outraged over the existence of quarks that after killing the guy who informed him of their existence he made several catty little comments about how stupid the concept was. all-time funniest thing in exquisite corpse was when jay waxed poetic about what to give a beautiful boy for his last meal among the living only to settle on turducken

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it