whats suppy

who the fuck wouldnt

People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?

Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.

i can’t stop fucking laughing at the thought of squirrels sinning so much in the mortal plane that they have to be sent to squirrel hell to atone

They know that the bird feeder isn’t meant for them

A good nut is therapeutic

I’m in tears 😂😂😂

Now wait just a darn minute 💀

How tf do people find pics like this….

hey mobile users look at these SICK emojis 🚀✈️🌚🐳🚙👳😺💥💩👽🏃💃 computer users FUCK u

How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.”

His name was jarred hes nineteen

there are so many white women in the notes giving a half-baked rebuttal as if that rhetoric isn’t exactly what this hijabi is responding to. smh.

[Well, then I find it very convenient that the things you wear for you are the exact same things that heterosexual men in America find attractive.]

Queen 😩

I’m deleting

Y'all going to hell for this one

i love OP

Was that caption really necessary

IDK, but the music was

I hate it when ppl are like “on a scale of one to ten” fucking bold of you to assume I can count