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Sometimes "rarepair" means "you are literally the only person who posts about this on tumblr dot com" and you have to learn to be okay with that.

play toys ?

come play toys

the prince of darkness commands you

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

your forgiven.

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.

Sometimes my dad likes to put little pills in my food. And in those pills is more of the food.

Went outside and honestly, what is the fuck is going on out here.

(badly flirting) babygirl are you an angel from heaven? would you like to become one.

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

can everyone stop doing crimes in the fucking snow storm. i am not wearing anything under this outfit i am freezing my spiderdick off

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

I avoid heights and it’s not because I’m afraid of heights, it’s actually the opposite. The call of the void gets a little too loud.

DUDE i just realized that they call it porridge because it's goopy amd when you serve it you have to pour itge