stop eating my d4s u shits

Me, as I present myself to other people: Unapproachable, reserved, colourless.

I actually call Aska “Askipask” waaayyy more than Aska

This should probably be a thing. What you call your dog vs. what their name actually is.

For some reason the past few months Mango has ended up being doodlebug. I think I started by calling her a daft noodle, then just noodle, then things that rhymed with noodle. And now she is doodlebug.

I realize I probably call Jayne “J” and “Baby Bear” (i really don’t know where the bear came from) and the combo of the two “J Bear” way more than I call her the her actually name.

I honestly call Pod Bumfluff, Knobhead and Mister way more than i call him Pod. I sometimes use the those for Kelda but i mostly caller Chompy McGee, Missus (Occasionally Missus Cake). If im calling them both i call Arseholes or Knobheads. 

hahah

Maya is MayaMoo, Moo, Moop, Miss Moo, baby, silly girl, Miss Snoot