if you wake up while McDonald’s is still serving breakfast then you’re doing good

doesnt mcdonalds have all day breakfast now?

if you wake up at all then you’re doing good

Girl’s night out (of body experience)

in this gay and age,

me when i’m 140

70% of girls in relationships ain’t even happy y’all just pretending

‘at least i have a bf’ yea w/ some bum ass guy who doesn’t text back and doesn’t rmr things abt u and that u just put up w/ Bc every once in a while he does smth to make ur heart flutter so u ignore the fact that the majority of ur relationship is u constantly bein underwhelmed and under appreciated but being too attached to being able to project the outside image of ‘i’m in a relationship’ bc u believe it gives u status or socially validates ur value as a woman to the watching world sweetie i’ll take being single