Grim's chains

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

yeah sure whatever

All mutuals who understand my grand vision shall be entombed with me within my mausoleum if I ever happen to die

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

Blocking for being funnier than me

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

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becoming too OC pilled will ruin your fandom experience forever. i have invented The Character who is perfectly tailored to my own tastes and not beholden to any writers or showrunners. and i can even make more of them if i want. but watch out.