Grim's chains

reblogs DO equal full endorsement on this blog. everything i reblog, i have lain my hand on the skin of the author and seen their life, their world, their actions, their spirit. our contact solidifies a bond that feels as though it has existed since time immemorial. i know what they did and i forgive them. and i thought it was funny.

trauma dumpling

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do you think watching a million movies & shows is going to fill the hole in my heart. be honest

real yearners miss shit that never even happened

“but if i communicate it perfectly then they will understand me” WRONG 10,000 years of suffering

Okay, but a lot of books would be that long if you laid the pages out

the average printed page is 6 inches wide. so if a book is 128 pages, its 64 ft long. I dont think I own a book with fewer than 128 pages.

It's honestly not that impressive at all. Fuck Imhotep and his pathetic short book.

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be into shit no one cares about

The most horrifying thing about being a human is that no matter how intelligent you are or how much customer service training you have, nothing will stop you from being the idiot customer on occasion. At some point you won't read a sign or you'll misread a menu or ask the dumbest question a human has ever formed and there is nothing you can do to prevent this. It will happen. Accept it and continue on your way as one of today's dipshit customers.

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.