another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”

Fat bitches frotting

because fat bitches are Fri to Lay down and frot with me

my elderly neighbor is explaining a meme to me and he opened with “so have you ever seen the series of images”

this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app

all the people saying “you fumbled this girl! i want her” how does it feel to be a sucker

*christ dies on the cross* Um.. okay. That just happened. Awkwarrrrd...

Let's all Get Bald and Play with Our Synthesisers #BrianEnoSummer