I'm just happy I was blessed with your grace.

follow for some more sick text posts that I reblogged from someone else

a wizard threw skull shaped fire at me for no reason

You can lie when you name things

you just doordashed yourself a knuckle sandwich pal

"when all you have a hammer every problem starts to look like a nail" is such a stupid fucking saying. like what are you saying. every problem IS a nail. it's all nails. what the fuck do you think the hammer is for????

have you tried putting down the hammer and thinking about this again

what kind of suggestion is that? i have a hammer! i'm gonna use the hammer! its rsally effective on nails of course im gonna keep using the hammer. what a silly silly suggestion

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

to be honest im really sick of the fact that fat people are supposed to suck it up when other peoples worst fear is looking like them

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left