Dragon: βHALT TRAVELER! THIS BRIDGE IS UNDER MY CONTROL! PAY THE TOLL OR CROSS THIS RIVER ELSEWHERE!β
Knight: βNay foul beast! These are the lands of men! I shall pay no such toll, and whatβs more I shall slay you rid this land of your tyranny!β
Dragon: βTYRANNY!? FOOLISH MAN! THIS BRIDGE IS OVER A HUNDRED YEARS OLD AND IN DIRE NEED OF REPAIRS! THE STONES ARE ERODING AND THERE ARE TERMITES IN THE WOOD!β
Knight: ββ¦ what?β
Dragon: βI GIVE THIS BRIDGE ANOTHER FIVE YEARS BEFORE IT COLLAPSES! IβD RATHER AVOID THAT AND PREVENT SOME POOR HUMAN FROM GETTING HURT!
Knight: ββ¦β
Dragon: βTHE TOLL IS TEN GOLD PIECES.β
Knight: ββ¦ Okay.β
Dragon: βALSO, DOWN THE ROAD, A FRIEND OF MINE IS RAISING FUNDS TO FIX A FARMERβS ROOF! IF YOU COULD ASSIST THEM AS WELL WEβD BE VERY GRATEFUL!β
THIS FUCKING THING GOT OVER 250 NOTES IN LESS THAN A DAY WHAT THE HELL.
Dragon: IF YOU STOP BY THE VILLAGE WE ARE ALSO RAISING FUNDS FOR THE CHURCH RESTORATION.
Knight: I donβt, uh,
Dragon: OH YOU REALLY SHOULD
Dragon: THERE IS A VERY INTERESTING BAPTISMAL FONT
Dragon: WE HAVE PRODUCED A SMALL HANDPRINTED GUIDEBOOK OF LOCAL HISTORY, IN EXCHANGE FOR A SUGGESTED DONATION OF ONE GOLD PIECE. THE MONEY WE RAISE ALL GOES TO THE CHURCH
Dragon: I STRONGLY RECOMMEND PURCHASING THE GUIDEBOOK. THERE IS A CONVENIENT HONESTY BOX FOR THE DONATION
Dragon: NOBODY EVER ROBS THE HONESTY BOX























