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is hiding in a closet and waiting for bendy to cycle through the absolute slowest way to play bendy and the ink machine chapter 3? yeah. I’m still doin it tho
same thing for the projectionist (who I fuckin hate)
is hiding in a closet and waiting for bendy to cycle through the absolute slowest way to play bendy and the ink machine chapter 3? yeah. I’m still doin it tho
Wednesday the 15th. What an excellent day. Middle of the week, middle of the month. Truly, we are in the middle of things.
unfortunately, wednesday june 15th (the truest middle) will not happen until 2033 :(
um...so..I may or may not have rolled my car window down at a red light to shout to someone on the sidewalk that I thought their wheelchair was awesome
is that...an okay thing to do?

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When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.
Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags
Not the citrus scale I was looking for but I like it
guys my dad is so excited because we just got real actual jehovah’s witnesses knocking on our door
we are jewish. we have no interest in being jehovah’s witnesses. but we live in new england where religious people knocking on your door isn’t as much of a thing so the novelty is getting to him
being a camp counselor has made me realize how much wisdom my dad has raised me with. truly so many of the lines he gave me when I was little have stayed with me for years and now I'm using them with my campers
camper is scared of a bug? "the bugs live outside, and we're in their home right now"
camper is complaining about a wait? "it's okay, we brought our patience"
walk in on a messy area? "sister mary francis! what happened here?" (that one is a quote from who framed roger rabbit, one of my dad's favorite movies)
so this post is a shoutout to my dad because I love him so much
Stop treating my gastroparesis symptoms like I’m anorexic.
I know the "disabled villain" trope isn't good representation but y'know. I DO kind of get it. Sometimes my whole body hurts so bad that I could probably make an evil death laser. Sometimes things claim to be wheelchair accessible and are so incredibly inaccessible that I consider world domination just to fuckin fix it. I can see the appeal of becoming Evil And Scary to stop the stares. I am tired of being Polite and (ironically) Accommodating, answering "what's wrong with you?" over and over. Having minions would also be quite helpful.

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@joy-and-whimsy-official I just saw a guy sprint across the patio outside my local library to kiss his girlfriend and that’s truly the sweetest thing I’ve seen all week. they looked so happy to see each other and I love it
embarrassing shit I did today
drove to THE WRONG HOSPITAL trying to get to a rheumatology checkup and had to drive 20 minutes back where I came from (on i95. in the rain)
also on i95, on the drive to therapy, another car kicked up a puddle and I flinched like I was about to be covered in water. I was in my car. the water landed on the windshield
I saw a youtube short that said gummy bears and marshmallows are the same thing, but marshmallows have more air, which means you can make marshmallows by melting and then whipping gummy bears. so ofc I tried it. and my dad says the only difference between science and fucking around is writing it down so here goes:
melting the gummy bears was actually surprisingly easy. pretty similar to melting chocolate. just put the stove at a simmer and keep the stuff inside the pot constantly moving. so it only took about five minutes
whipping the melted gummy bears...was chaos. that part only took like 10 minutes but I definitely should have gone longer. I decided to use a handheld electric whisk instead of the stand mixer, which required a lot more grip strength than I can keep up for long
and at the end of it...I had something much closer to the consistency of chewing gum than marshmallows. but hey, it was fun. so if you're looking to have 15 minutes of fun by only spending $4...maybe try this? and lmk the results lol
important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are
reblog if you're also lame and weird.
omg nooooo
the YMCA guy just died

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goddamn jet lag’s a BITCH. went for a nap at 4pm, which my body thought was 9pm. I’ve been up since 3am, which my body thought was 8am. this is what I get for not following my mom’s advice (to beat jet lag, stay up until 8pm local time and don’t get out of bed until 8am local time)
also I missed my night meds. so this’ll be fun
omg also huge shout out to security at heathrow airport!
when they saw my sunflower lanyard, they ushered both me and my grandparents to a separate line (I didn’t book assistance in advance because I do okay without)
both my bags got flagged by security because I packed so tightly, but they asked me to be the one opening the bags and showing them the items inside
american security will just go through your bag all slapdash and if you try to reach for the bag it’s flagged as resistance, so this was very nice