fuck

We have underestimated the comedic genius of the elderly when presented with technology

Hey guys accidentally destroyed a painting of this decrepit woman in the attic of Buckingham Palace lol .did anything happen while i was gone

when the porridge starts getting a little rowdy in the microwave so you have to open the door until it settles down

sorry should i have said oatmeal would you all have cared then. fucking sick of this website.

yeah i use this pro gamer technique called “hitting every single button frantically with my little raccoon hands until something happens” you probably wouldn’t get it it’s really advanced

*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,

y'all want some fumking cat?