Cycopompadour OC Blog

one of my worst writing sins is abusing my power to create compound words. i cannot write the sentence "The sun shone as bright as honey that afternoon." no. that's boring. "The sun was honey-bright that afternoon" however? yes. that sentence is dope as fuck. i do not care if "honey-bright" is a word in the english dictionary. i do not care if the sentence is grammatically correct. i will not change. i will not correct my erred ways. the laws of the english language are mine.

So I don’t play the sims super often so I didn’t know that evil sims can do an “evil workout” which seems to just be a normal workout except sometimes they pause to laugh maniacally.

(Flirting) i won't tell anyone you hit me

*torturing you* dude trust me, something really cool happens. you just have to reflect on it for a bit. i'm doing this because i want you to reach your full potential okay?

nodding my head to show that i approve of all the shitty things this character has done because i'm a bad person

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

if i were as beautiful as swans are i would be attacking people like crazy too

and unprovoked

it’s ok bro u can objectify me a lil bit...i sorta like it bro

Organised crime? Nah girl I'm into disorganised crime. If a goon doesn't have ADHD they aren't getting hired

Cops can't stop us if they don't know what we're doing, and they can't find out if we have no idea either

cool and awesome people are supposedly calling me “my friend”

dont talk to me or my clone or my shadow self or my reflection or my me ever again

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom