Chessboard Bones

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Aries: survives by pretending they’re on of the zombies

Taurus: suddenly pulls out a gun out of nowhere ?

Gemini: comes up with a really stupid idea that turns out to be working and actually survives

Cancer: dies because they’rE TOO LOUD ! might as well become the leader of zombies btw

Leo: cries

Virgo: fights the zombies for a very long time. dies anyway tho

Libra: comforts everyone but in reality they’re the ones freaking out the most ans stays hidden till the very end

Scorpio: tries to fight the zombies once then joins Leo

Sagittarius: dies while going to a supermarket to steal food

Capricorn: dies when they try to help someone thinking that it’s a not a zombie when it actually is

Aquarius: comes up with a very clever plan and helps everyone. until they become one of the zombies

I have been working in retail for three years and let me tell you: WE DON’T CARE!

Whether you’re a trans*boy buying tampons or you’re buying laxatives or you’re buying a thong or a package of hello kitty stickers, cashiers don’t give a shit, we’re usually too busy trying to find the damn bar code or trying to sign you up for a membership card. And honestly, half the stuff I ring up doesn’t even register in my brain. My thought process when ringing someone up is; *scan* *check screen* *scan* *check screen* oh crap did they just ask me something? 

So don’t ever be afraid to buy something okay?

NO, WHEY PROTEIN IS NOT HEALTHY.

NO, GREEK YOGURT IS NOT HEALTHY.

NO, FISH IS NOT HEALTHY.