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scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

day 113

can i add:

from the other side, asking someone point blank whether they were the ones who did it when they apologize in response to Bad News is objectively the funniest response to a sympathetic apology. as someone who is a chronic speaker of that statement.

i did that often when my grandma passed, and i was the only person who found humor in the joke. and i needed it! i laughed a lot through the first month as the news spread through my social circles, and i heard the many, many “sorries”. i didn’t want to feel the pity. i didn’t want to feel the sympathy. so i would ask:

“why, did you kill her?”

and, while gripped in the throes of grief, i’m sure the joke never made it through, though the looks of shock were hilarious! it brought me a lot of hearty belly laughs to hear people stutter at the response! i didn’t want to wallow, i didn’t have enough fluid to cry anymore, so lets laugh! let’s laugh at the dark, and the bleak, and the sad.

so, and maybe it’s just a suggestion, but if someone says “why :/ you didn’t do it” say you did. turn the bad news into humor, if you feel comfortable enough to do that. because i wish a lot more people played into my joke. i desperately wished someone would say “actually, i did. here’s how i did it”. i wish i got to share that laugh with a lot more people, because it beat the crying i was doing alone anyway.

but i am a chronic bit committer.

this is so stupidly sweeeeeeeet

thank you!

this is where i use this blog as my diary and say i just got hit by a car, so this is very sweet to read!

and before you get worried, i am okay! scraped to hell, got a hematoma on my foot, but nothing is broken and i feel better than one should after being hit by a car! didn’t even need the hospital!

Water Ghouls °‧🫧⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

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What's it like to get suddenly launched into the air by Soldier or Demo when using the Quick-Fix? I'd imagine it's pretty disorienting and maybe a bit nauseating, but also thrilling? Maybe a combination of all of those?

I'd love to hear your thoughts/experiences on the topic.

Danke!

ach tja, it is certainly disorienting and nauseating.... especially if its unexpected. being launched around at random with no warning (sometimes several times in a row! i feel as though i am being shaken around like a dog toy at times....) is not what i would consider to be fun. i do love the quick-fix dearly and being able to easily stay next to my patients is wonderful, although i do wish i would get a little warning before being unceremoniously flung into the sky at a whim, as is often the case.

however, it isnt all bad!! in fact, with a little bit of planning and a good strategy, it can actually be very fun! its not nearly as nauseating if i know im about to be thrown into the air before it happens, and there is nothing like descending from the heavens completely unannounced right behind enemy lines with weapons at the ready

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