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Welcome, darlings. Step right up, mind the curtains, and watch your footing. Magic can be unpredictable, and so can the people you'll find behind this blog.
My name is Zatanna Zatara. Magician. Sorceress. Occasional savior of reality. And, for the purposes of this little establishment, your hostess.
Behind these curtains is a collection of muses from across countless worlds, timelines, dimensions, and unfortunate life choices. Some are heroes. Some are villains. Some are difficult to categorize without several charts and a licensed therapist.
As such, a few ground rules before you wander backstage.
๐ฉ No hatred, no exceptions.
Whether you're from Gotham, Metropolis, another universe entirely, or some forgotten corner of the multiverse, prejudice isn't welcome here. Racism, homophobia, transphobia, antisemitism, xenophobia, or any other flavor of bigotry will earn you a one-way teleportation spell directly out the door.
๐ฉ Mind the warnings.
Some of my companions carry heavy stories, darker themes, and enough emotional baggage to fill a book. Please respect content warnings and tags. If something should be tagged, tag it.
๐ฉ Leave the drama in the Phantom Zone.
If you've got issues with another person, settle them elsewhere. This blog isn't a battleground for callouts, vagueposting, or interpersonal feuds. Block, mute, walk away, cast a banishment spell, whatever works.
๐ฉ Patience is a virtue.
The muses appear when they please, and the mun behind the curtain has a life beyond the stage. Do not pester for replies, asks, threads, starters, or responses. Magic cannot be rushed, and neither can writing.
๐ฉ An invitation is not a summoning circle.
I reserve the right to decline any roleplay, interaction, ask, plot, or storyline for any reason whatsoever. Sometimes a muse simply isn't interested. Sometimes the stars aren't aligned. Sometimes the answer is just no.
๐ฉ Consent isn't optional.
This applies to plots, themes, relationships, ships, dynamics, and especially NSFW content. Do not force kinks, scenarios, or sexual themes onto me or any of the characters here. If it hasn't been discussed and agreed upon, assume it isn't happening.
๐ฉ Not every muse is friendly.
Many of the characters here are strange, flawed, morally questionable, supernatural, eldritch, emotionally unavailable, or all of the above. Their actions and beliefs do not reflect my own. Please separate muse from mun.
๐ฉ Some of these people are weird.
Actually, most of them are weird.
You may encounter demons, monsters, antiheroes, villains, cosmic entities, walking disasters, morally gray train wrecks, and people who should absolutely not have access to government funding. Their stories may include mature themes. Please engage responsibly.
๐ฉ Keep politics and religion off the stage.
There are countless realities to explore without dragging real-world debates into the spotlight. This blog is intended to be a place for storytelling, escapism, and fun.
๐ฉ Above all else, be kind.
Treat others with respect. Don't be passive-aggressive. Don't start trouble. Don't make the experience unpleasant for everyone else.
The multiverse is already chaotic enough.
The people you'll meet here are peculiar. Some have died and returned. Some have made bargains they regret. Some have powers they barely understand. Some are simply disasters in expensive jackets. You've been warned. Now then... the curtains are rising, the spotlight is on, and the show is about to begin.
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