*gavin screaming*

This is the greatest thing Iv ever seen in my life I can die happy now

This is my kind of content.

That is a good loaf waiting patiently for a lift

loaft

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

I would be dead

U can really tell who’s been on tumblr more than four years because we all give up on networks and promos and our blogs become bizarre collections of obscure art and documentation of bad life choices

Holy shit

That wasn’t an impression John Mulaney possessed him

IF WE HAVE THE SMEGGING COMPASS JEREMY,, YOU DONT NEED TO LOOK AT THE FARTING SUN, BECAUSE YOU HAVE A COMPASS IN YOUR SHITTING HAND JEREMY,

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

I’ve never related to something as much as this

well ok

didn’t work but glad i tried

Report: White Man in Local College Class Will Not Shut the Fuck Up

why the FUCK does squidward have fingers