B;^)

early homo sapiens b like help i cant stop making bowls . help i cant stop domesticating plants and animals. help i cant stop developing language and architecture and religion

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

your man thinks putting caramel on onions is caramelizing them

c u r s e d

@brattylikestoeat

life would be so different if i was a beaver at a zoo but then again some things would also stay the same

Mhhhm *taps my pen against my clipboard and checks the time*

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

I stepped on someone doing this

They made a sound like bagpipes being compressed. I wasint sorry.