Sweet Summer Child

she lays an idea egg every day whether you use it or not

Lotor: Why, hello, gorgeous! Lance: Lance, flushed: H-Hey there. Lotor: So, you’re the flirtatious Blue Paladin? Lance: Haha, yep! That’s me! Lotor: The one who’s never seen without a smile? Lance: You got it! Lotor: The one who is under appreciated? Lance: Well… I - I guess - Lotor: The one who is invaluable? Lance: Wait, why - Lotor: The Paladin who is replaceable? Lance: Please - Lotor: The one who is the weak link in Voltron? The useless one? The annoying one? The one everyone doubts and ignores? Lance: Lance: yeah Lance: that’s me. Lotor: Well then! Lotor: Good thing you’re pretty because that’s apparently all you are, Blue Paladin Lance!

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Hunk: Dude, that Lotor guy was weird. Pidge: Yeah, well, like father like son. Lance: He… was a little - Pidge: Shut up, you were flirting with him the whole time! You don’t get a say in this. Hunk: Honestly, man, control your crazed bisexual urges. Shiro: It was… inappropriate, I have to say. Makes me question if you take being a Paladin seriously. Lance: Lance: yeah whatever Keith: It doesn’t matter anyway Keith: It’ll be a thousand years before a prince is interested in you Pidge: Geez, you swing in both directions and still miss. Lance: yeah, that’s me.

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Lotor: You’re very pretty. Lance: You’re not too bad yourself. Lotor: Your fellow Paladin’s don’t think so? Lance: Lance: I’m a joke. Lotor: They are blind to that beauty. Lance: you’re full of crap, princey. Lotor: I am full of honesty and a need for you as my consort, actually. Lance: Lance: What’s a consort? Lotor: Like, a romantic partner. You get the perks of royalty. I’ll have your companionship. Lance: Well, I’m busy being a Paladin. Lotor: No wonder they don’t take you seriously when you’re stupid enough to think they’ll keep you around. Lance: Screw you. Lotor: I see. Lotor: I’ll give you three quintents to think it all over, love. Lance: Well, we’ll see how good you take rejection in three quintents. Lotor: Lotor: Indeed.

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Lance: Hey… Am I… Like, attractive? Keith: Keith: Um, I don’t know. Keith: Maybe if I squint? Lance: Thanks, man, really boosts my confidence. Keith: Well, it doesn’t need a boost, so you’re welcome.

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Lance: Hunk, buddy, give it to me straight. Or bi. Am I ugly? Hunk: Uh, no. Lance: Are you lying? Hunk: Well, personally, you aren’t my taste. A bit too skinny. Your elbows could poke someone’s eye out. Lance: I’m offended. Revolted. I’m suing. Hunk: You’re not ugly, I guess. Lance: Lance: okay.

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Lance: Pidgeon, despite your lack of taste in human beings, what do you think? Would you date me, ever? Pidge: Hell no. Lance: Alrighty then. Pidge: Maybe if you got a face transplant. And arm transplants. And leg transplants. And a brain transplant. And - Lance: I get it. Lance: I’ll just go drop dead. Pidge: Damn okay

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Lance: Coran, we’re close, right? Coran: Well, I’d like to think so! Why? Something on your mind? Lance: I… I’m considering leaving team Voltron. Allura, appearing out of nowhere: WHAT Lance: Lance: not gonna ask where u came from Allura: Why would you consider such a thing? Lance: Y-You… know, Prince Lotor. He said… I could come with him. He says I’m not appreciated here, that I’m useless here and well… he’s right? I think he is, at least. Allura: Allura, wiping her sad, neglected son’s tears, holding him tightly, Protecting Him From The World™, furiously searching for the rest of Voltron, assuring him that he is loved and cherished and that they will always be there for him: VOLTRON GET THE Q U I Z N A K IN HERE, HOW DARE YOU MAKE OUR LOVABLE, HILARIOUS, ADORABLE BLUE PALADIN FEEL SO MISERABLE, I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW WE ARE HONORED TO HAVE HIM BE APART OF THIS TEAM AND THAT VOLTRON WOULD CRUMBLE WITHOUT HIM AND ANOTHER THING

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Bonus:

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

(Lance) Remember, I would do it for them
And I would do it again I would do it for you
That is to say
I’ll do it for then

(Lance) Keep your face close
Keep your body quiet
As you’re aiming for them 
Balance is the key
Look right, look left
Now go even faster
And as you’re moving forwards
Please don’t look back

[Keith] Keep my face close
[Lance] Good
[Keith] Keep my body quiet
[Lance] Right!
[Keith] As I’m moving forward [Lance] Concentrate! I need you to live?!
[Keith] Look right, look left
[Lance] Yes! But but you keep moving

[Chorus: Lance] Everything I have Everything I am Ive got to give you On the battlefield Everything’s now chaos And i have nothing but the way i feel Your strategy, and my gun I just think about the life you’ll have With Shiro after Voltron And then i’ll do it for you That’s how i know you can win I’ll do it for you That is to say You’ll do it for him

[Lance] Deep down, i know I’m not meant for greatness But that doesn’t mean you’re not Prepared to fight What Galra don’t know Is your real advantage Is that I live for you And I’m prepared to die

[Keith] Deep down, I know not really human [Lance] Don’t care [Lance and Keith] But I know that I can draw my gun (sword) and fight

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no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

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oh wait I’m sorry