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I don’t know about obsessed but I dig their vibe. Plus they’re all hot as fuck. Any band who wears harnesses on stage is doing something right.

I- what do you mean they wear harnesses? Do they do those tricks like you see at the circus?! That’s so cool! Multi-talented!! 

Not if you use the umbrella the same as you would to avoid sunlight as you would rain. Holding the outer canopy up high in the air isn’t going to help as much as holding it closer to yourself. It’s also not going to help as much on your legs if you’re wearing shorts, I like to keep stick to pants, then I just have to worry about my face and arms. A regular sized umbrella is more than big enough to keep your exposed skin safe. Trust me, I am an expert on keeping this porcelain skin beautiful.

Wait, so... are all umbrellas the same? I didn’t think regular ones could keep you safe from the sunlight... Now I’m confused...

Judging by the weird accent, they’re some hipster band desperately trying to make it mainstream. And how often does that actually work out?

Actually, no, they’re an Italian rock band that won this year’s Eurovision. You should check them out, their music is really good. Don’t judge a book by it’s cover- or in this case, it’s title.

I am so glad to finally be at home and laying in bed even though I have no intention of sleeping any time soon like a proper lazy American. Praise be, I’ve successfully managed to avoid the sun all day– my future wrinkles or lack thereof will thank me– though I did get a few odd looks for walking outside with an umbrella in sunny weather. Lucky me, odd looks are tame, I’ll continue on with my mobile shade, thank you. 

Dude, do regular umbrellas seriously work for keeping you shaded from the sun? My grandma always used to say only a certain type of umbrella could keep you shaded in the sun.... And most often than not, it was y’know those huge umbrellas that you put in the hole in the center of a table in your backyard? I was never able to buy a carry-sized version, though.

Oh God, no, it’s definitely not just you. They’re amazing! Such a charismatic group, not just Damiano but all of them. And I love the accent.

The music, the group, the accents- the Italian language in general! Most people I know are obsessed with I Wanna Be Your Slave, but personally, I can’t get enough of Vent’anni.

“I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the bio lab isn’t actually a closet? There are at least three full outfits worth of random clothing in this closet and I don’t know why, and it scares me, frankly. How many people have walked out of this classroom just… fully nude? And why?”

Why make your bed when you’re just going to climb back into it and make a mess. Do what I do and just kind of.. toss your blanket sort of back into where it’s “supposed” to be. So much more efficient. 

Exactly! The blanket method is honestly a life saver, I can’t count the amount of times I’ve had to do it when I suddenly hear my mom knocking on my bedroom door to ask if I’m up yet. At this point, I think my parents would be concerned if I actually made my bed properly. Especially now that it’s Summer.

Summers are always so hard. Is it Tuesday? Wednesday? Saturday? Who the hell knows? If it wasn’t for work I would have no idea what hour of the day it was let alone the day of the week. I need a vacation. Who’s going to take me far, far away from Ohio?

You have no idea how much I resonate to your statement! Honestly, if it wasn’t for my hospital appointments, I probably wouldn’t even bother to make my bed most days. Like seriously, almost every day this week has felt like a weekend and like, it’s so weird to know it’s only Tuesday. 

1: (truth) What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you in the past week? (dare) Put your music player on shuffle and post the first five songs.

2: (truth) Do you sleep with or without clothes on? (dare) Give a compliment to someone you know without saying who they are.

3: (truth) What is the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you? (dare) Post the oldest selfie on your camera roll.

4: (truth) If your parents knew everything you've ever done, what would they think is the worst thing? (dare) Write a Haiku for someone you know.

5: (truth) You have the opportunity to sleep with the celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? (dare) Pick up the closest book to you. Turn to page 15 and copy down line 7.

6: (truth) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off? (dare) Draw a quick picture of yourself on Paint and post it.

7: (truth) What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you in the past week? (dare) Post the last song you listened to.

8: (truth) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? (dare) Write a short love letter (no more than 50 words) to someone. You have to say who it's for.

9: (truth) How do you take your coffee? (dare) Post the latest text message from someone else.