enough for you.

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I don’t think anyone knows for sure, but he did try out for the Cheerios last year, so there’s that. Of course, he stopped midway through his audition to eat Cheetos ‘cause he got the munchies. Pretty sure I saw smoke coming outta Coach’s ears. Oh. Ohio’s very own Welton Academy.

Hmm, probably not. At least not for whoever decides to piss me off.

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If he tried out, then he probably does, right? Or maybe not... You never know what people are capable of. He sounds... very interesting. Yes and no? It’s mostly just the uniforms that are similar.

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You don’t go to McKinley, right? Otherwise you’d know we have a zero tolerance policy against snitches.. well, Santana Lopez does, at least. If shit hits the fan, we’ll just work it out like we do where I come from; two men walk in, only one walks out. You may not know this ‘bout me, but, I have razor blades hidden in my hair. Just all up in there.

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Except it’s not snitching if he doesn’t go to McKinley either, right? But no, I got to Dalton. Razor blades in your hair? Is that even safe?

I am so glad to finally be at home and laying in bed even though I have no intention of sleeping any time soon like a proper lazy American. Praise be, I’ve successfully managed to avoid the sun all day– my future wrinkles or lack thereof will thank me– though I did get a few odd looks for walking outside with an umbrella in sunny weather. Lucky me, odd looks are tame, I’ll continue on with my mobile shade, thank you. 

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And let’s not forget the importance of a good SPF! I don’t see what’s wrong with trying to protect your skin the best you can, especially when your skin is a little more sensitive to sunlight. I never understood why it’s frowned upon to protect yourself from the sun. But that might just be because my mom has always been very persistent about it, as she works in the cosmetics industry. But hey, enjoy your lazy American time! I think we all need it every now and then.

The music, the group, the accents- the Italian language in general! Most people I know are obsessed with I Wanna Be Your Slave, but personally, I can’t get enough of Vent’anni.

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They really are the whole package, aren’t they? Really? That’s my favourite as well! Torna A Casa is a close second. I Wanna Be Your Slave is a great song too, but I think I prefer their Italian songs. And it also just depends on what kind of mood I’m in.

Is is just me, or has anyone else suddenly found themselves becoming slightly obsessed with the band Måneskin? I just- I can’t get their songs out of my head?! Anyone else?

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Oh God, no, it’s definitely not just you. They’re amazing! Such a charismatic group, not just  Damiano but all of them. And I love the accent.

“I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the bio lab isn’t actually a closet? There are at least three full outfits worth of random clothing in this closet and I don’t know why, and it scares me, frankly. How many people have walked out of this classroom just… fully nude? And why?”

Wait... full outfits in a bio lab? That sounds really strange. Are you absolutely sure it wasn’t a costume storage space for the theatre department?

Take summer classes they said, it will be fun they said… no its not, summer classes suck and I don’t feel like I am learning anything. Anyways who wants to do something fun with me this weekend?

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Taking summer classes sounds like a nightmare, to be honest. I mean, maybe one or two would be fun, but nothing more than that. It’s so important to take some time to just relax and focus on other things. Was it your own choice to take those classes?

Not to get all complain-y up in here, but the hoppy dope-fiend that sleeps on a bench outside the dorms friend requested me on Instagram from five different accounts. You drunkenly agree to make hobo stoves with someone - once, and they think it’s okay to go all Joe Goldberg on your ass. No me gusta.

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Yikes, that sounds kind of creepy. Maybe you could just try to tell him that you’ve changed your mind about the hobo stoves and that you’re not interested anymore? If that doesn’t work, maybe you should report him to the school, so that they can at least get him out of there?