and the universe said

Concerts will have you staring at the taller person infront of you and thinking Why were you born? Why? Why? Why?

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

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duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

“oh one time my—” (abruptly stops myself from saying the words “tumblr mutual” in public) “overseas colleague”

this might piss some people off but I don’t think some of you actually ever tried to unlearn your hatefulness. you just came out as queer and decided your new targets really truly deserve it this time.