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the fact that Donald Trump will die in my lifetime is a very comforting thought

i get so excited when i can’t remember the name of someone i knew in high school it’s like i’m one step closer to being fully cleansed

hillary clinton *pointing at breakfast food*: bae me: no hillary clinton *pointing to dog*: woke? me: no hillary hillary clinton *insistently pointing at newspaper*: 💯???? me *beginning to cry*: n..no

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

I am obligated to reblog this. I cannot resist date screen shots.

does anyone else ever have a meltdown in one chat window and a totally normal conversation in another

how to prank Black people without being a huge racist. 

😂😂😂😂 his videos are so cute I love story time

LMFAOOOOOOOO

Her smile at the end!? So cute!

Lol the finger point

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

This is Tumblr in a nut shell

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ five star film

🙌🙌🙌

i love in movies where the parents and kid fight.. and then later the parent goes and knocks on the child’s door …… and the parent apologizes and they have a healthy talk about what they fought about …. and then they hug it out? like …………… where in real life does that happen lmao

This is never not funny

rebloggin’ cause that is the actual look on my face when that happens