Witch of Beef

O)(, YOU KNOW...

BADUMP... CRREEEAAAAAAK.... FLEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXTHRRRRRROOOOOBBBBBBB

GRRROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNBBWWWMMMMBBBPPPP~

Feferi was active, everyone could see it no matter where they were, monstrous tides of muscle flexing and shifting like the hands of God drifting across the canvas of the universe. EVERYTHING shuddered, causing quakes down to the soul in all who could witness it.

She was warming up again...

-Eri was supportive, from a pretty considerable distance. I t)(ink )(e was worried I'd crus)( )(im on accident if I got too close? I guess I don't blame )(im, considering )(ow muc)( I destroy wit)(out t)(inking now...

Sollux was a fan! )(e )(elped me wit)( getting new weig)(ts w)(enever )(e was around, w)(ic)( I really appreciated!

T)(at's a wonderful question, anon! It all began about two sweeps ago, w)(en in the midst of feeding Gl'bgolyb we ended up )(unting somet)(ing WAY bigger t)(an anyt)(ing we'd ever seen before, and efin I was struggling to get it t)(roug)( t)(e ocean, I remember )(earing t)(e great one's voice telling me t)(at I needed to be way stronger if I were to be -Empress someday- w)(ic)( I took as a goal to meet! Let me tell you, it's no fun )(aving to struggle to lug big lusii )(alfway across the ocean...

So I started working out! Wit)( Gl'b's guidance, I pretty quickly outgrew all my old clot)(es and started getting taller way faster. T)(en we started playing Sgrub, and every level I got only made me bigger and stronger- and only made my workouts all t)(e more effective. Of course, t)(is only got all t)(e more intense w)(en I ascended! Soon I wasn't lifting weig)(ts but traveling from planet to planet in searc)( of somefin to make me STRUGGL-E! Terezi's stone buildings worked for a bit, but soon I graduated to benc)(ing w)(ole complexes from -Eridan's, and t)(en just kept going and going...

I eventually )(ad to settle for lifting massive chunks of t)(e Battlefield to give myself any c)(allenge, and at t)(at point it would be easy to just start curling w)(ole planets...

W)(en your passive existence wipes out so many enemies as to make you always be ascending )(ig)(er and )(ig)(er, you tend to outgrow anyt)(ing you t)(ink will work for you pretty quickly. Like worlds, or incipisp)(eres! 38)

Once I'd crus)(ed t)(e borders of t)(e game and ascended out into t)(e void of reality, getting bigger was as easy as wanting it! ...But lifting a few existences definitely makes it go faster.

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