tiny lil rascal x cg who loves the chaos
regressor who draws silly little pictures on the walls
regressor who plans a water balloon assault on their carer and sneaks a laundry basket outside to prepare the weaponery!
regressor who loves (playfully) hitting carer with their bouncy ball and giggles everytime it happens
regressor who uses chalk outside and somehow gets it all over their clothes and come back with rainbow hands
regressor who hoards the cardboard to make an elaborate slide for themselves, stuffies, or toys to go down!
regressor who also guards said stairs from carer like "no you cant go down here! tell me what you want and ill retrieve it for you!"
regressor who embodies full gremlin energy
regressor that does the most diabolical things and immediately asks for a snack like that didn't just happen
regressor that probably unapologetically vocal stims and acts feral: like meowing, growling, rawring
regressor who is stupidly competitive in video games, board games, and races
"no fair!!! thats cheating!!" (carer won far and square)
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carer who is convinced their regressor is half mole with the amount of digging they do
carer who only smiles when they see their messy kiddo come inside after a long day of playing outside.
carer who has a rule of "no running into the house" because their kiddos dirty lil feet n shoes would ruin the place
carer who also helps their tiny take off their shoes n wipe off their feet before coming inside (unless its bath time....which they'll escort you via air jail to the decontamination chambers [aka carried to the bathroom])
carer who teases their kiddo about being oh so stinky and messy, playfully pinching their own nose and saying "peeeyew!" while looking away
carer who plays into their tiny's shenanigans because they know how happy it makes their little one (even when they can predict what will happen)
carer that becomes terrified if the house/backyard is quiet outside of naps because that means something is NOT right (they can always hear their kiddo running around or tinkering with something)
carer that lets their kiddo win in a non-obvious way because they knew what would happen if they didn't
"oh yeah? I'll prove to you that I didn't! Let's rematch!" *lets the baby win on purpose*
icl this was very self indulgent considering I did draw on the walls and hit my sister with rubber bouncy balls often growing up. i definitely still have a bit of a mischevious side in kiddo space (even if kidre is rarer for me)
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