if it's alive, it will

I wish the world was as comfortable and safe as animal crossing 

this made me feel actual joy

oh no this is like.  legitimate pure delight.

the world is saved

fucking tourist 

fool me once, shame on u; fool me twice, shame on u again for taking advantage of my compassionate & forgiving nature!!!!!! how dare u

IM C RYING

Omfg

My roommate is gay but I believe we’re probably like platonic soulmates bc whenever I text him “bad day” he picks me up a greek salad and a five guys fry and whenever he texts me “bad day” i pick him up ribs and cheesecake at bbq heaven on MLK street and we texted each other “bad day” at the same time today and came home to each other’s food that’s like. real love imo. 

Need me a freak like that