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This is interesting…imagine if you did this 300+ years ago. People would really think you’re a sorcerer. 

-Abbigal Williams accuses you of witchcraft-

I got Isabelle from animal crossing :o

I got Rogue Titan gettin’ krunk. I was not disappointed.

OH MY GOD I GOD EREN IN TITAN FORM TWERKING

i got pikachu turning around omf

*starts homework at 11pm on sunday*

Fuck I have homework

you see what i mean

Fuck I cant remember if I had homework or not

this post comes back every sunday and it’s relevant every time

goddammit

reblog every sunday to save a life

I literally felt like I did not have a choice.

Robin Williams says reblog, you reblog. 

…okay.

did i even really have a choice?

just gonna reblog…

okk

Well, now I REALLY have no reason not to. <3

they’re like tiny 8-legged cats how can anyone hate them

Spiders are huge derps, pass it on.

My dad used to work as a mechanic in Arizona and he said that wild tarantulas would just wander into the shop and try and cuddle with the mechanics under the trucks. Spiders really dig car exhaust smell for some reason and they would be like “ah yes this human smells nice let me sit on your face while you’re working or perhaps climb into your pocket and see what you have” and the mechanics would keep shooing the spiders out but the spiders would follow them back like “No why would you leave me human friend??”

THAT IS SO CUTE

reblogging for the story, eeee

spiders are the derpiest things though like have you ever played with a spider and a laser pointer, because I thought my lizards chasing the laser was adorable but leT ME TELL U, BLACK WIDOWS CHASING LASERS IS FRICKEN ADORABLE

So I hate spiders but this makes them seem a bit cuter lol

Yeah no I still aint fucking with no spiders

Are we not going to ask about the guy playing with a BLACK WIDOW.?

Ah yes, the fat free has entered the game

Is this Oberon?

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut