wolf plushie

freaks me out just a little that when you're inside a vagina you are surrounded by pelvic bone

You can reverse the flow of Mako if you concentrate

u have to use the sleepy puppy as ur plushie ok

if she falls asleep u have to hold her close and carry her with u ok

even sleepy puppies need companionship it helps her sleep ok

sleepy puppies get lonely too u have to take care of it please

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

please stop touching the angel's halo the fingerprint smudges will cause read and write errors

mid-air refueling is really embarrassing… just out here in the open…?

*focuses binoculars*

Wow, are you sure that adds anything useful?

I’m not here to be useful, I’m here for my own entertainment. Part of that is thinking about furry porn.

Just One Guy, Just One Spider-Man… -OR Woman?!? We don’t Know… forsure…..