fuck the groundhog, i know it's spring when i see that mark stone's been put on IR

if the kraken and sharks get good at the same time we will have a beautiful toxic rivalry <3

you should be able to call your team's gm like you can call your senator

i think the toronto maple leafs are like reverse tinkerbells in that they need people to doubt them to have power. too many people believed in them after game 2 and the anti-florida sentiment boom and they got nervous. now uncles everywhere are talking about how they’re going to “leaf it” and willy nylander starts to hover a foot off the ground. austin matthews is charging his laser

they would never miss a chance to put us through a game 7. never in doubt.

but tonight we are alive in the north field (sunrise florida) with our mother (leafs)

when you say "get rid of the cursed amulet," i can't help but notice a tone of jealousy. envy, even

sports are so stressful and for what. i’m not a gambler, i don’t know any of these people personally, why does my tummy hurt.

Nothing funnier than seeing someone post on TikTok about how normies ruined fandom spaces and demonized shipping and how fandoms used to be all freaks. And then two videos later the same person is whining about how rpf is weird and bad. Bitch we are in the same building. We rpf warriors are doing you a favour by firing gunshots to keep the rent down. Come on now

What if we steal Ully and Claude...I think the winning team should be able to forcibly adopt a few from the losing team

suicide.com/TorontoMapleLeafs