Cursed Housamo Confessions

something that should have only taken 20 minutes took twice as long because i couldn’t stop laughing while doing this. i hate myself for doing this but i also think this is something the world should see and speculate. i should have my human rights revoked or something after this i’m sorry-

link to the actual My Immortal fanfic: https://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm

Chapter 1 AN: Orphaned fangz (get it, coz Im transit) 2 my bf (ew not in that way) ghaskan playing world flipper, jyo 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Kengo ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! LW ROX!

Hi my name is Protagonist Mono'nobe Salomon Goat Hooves and I have spiky brunette hair (that’s how I got my name) with a gold ring and a jacket that reaches my mid-back and shiny gray eyes like peer salt gems and a lot of people tellme I look like Yuji Ono (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Typhon but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a hybrid but my teeth are straight and white. I have fair skin. I’m also a Summoner, and I go to a magic school called Shinjuku Academy in Tokyo where I’m in the second year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather mini skirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Shinjuku Academy. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

“Hey Protagonist!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was… Tezcatlipoca!

“What’s up Tez?” I asked.

“Nothing.” he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!