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If you shook the Living Failures, their heads would bob from front to back like those nodding head dogs and sound like shaking a couple coins in a money box but instead of money it's whatever remains of their brains.

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Yharnam when not in a Night of the Hunt is the sort of place where you’ll see game shows like “Who Ate my Brother Last Night?” and “Candid Camera; Foreigners During the Hunt”. The amount of hair product and barber shops is a little strange, too.

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The process of turning into a beast is unstable, and often rife with random mutations and inconsistencies. A person will often end up a mix of human and bestial features, with their bodily proportions skewed in bizarre ways. One limb may be longer than the other, the spine might bend into an unnatural arch, or a small head might sit lopsidedly on too-large shoulders.

Also, sometimes, their dicks will stay the same size but the rest of the body won't, so you end up with 8ft werewolves sporting 6 inches of pure shame that results in them being banned from all of the cool werewolf groups. The reverse can happen, too, and a person might not mutate much except for growing a one foot furcock and matching ball-sack that needs to be stuffed down most of one trouser leg in order to be concealed.

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Does this apply to the Fishing Hamlet inhabitants too or is it endemic to the Old Blood only?

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I like to think that cosmic influence has a hand in bodies changing too.

Consider this: Shark giants have two dicks.

Kos really does work in mysterious ways.

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The process of turning into a beast is unstable, and often rife with random mutations and inconsistencies. A person will often end up a mix of human and bestial features, with their bodily proportions skewed in bizarre ways. One limb may be longer than the other, the spine might bend into an unnatural arch, or a small head might sit lopsidedly on too-large shoulders.

Also, sometimes, their dicks will stay the same size but the rest of the body won't, so you end up with 8ft werewolves sporting 6 inches of pure shame that results in them being banned from all of the cool werewolf groups. The reverse can happen, too, and a person might not mutate much except for growing a one foot furcock and matching ball-sack that needs to be stuffed down most of one trouser leg in order to be concealed.

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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,

Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a slapping,

As of some one furiously fapping, fapping at my chamber door.

“’Tis fucking Micolash,” I muttered, “fapping at my chamber door—

Only this and nothing more.”

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Rom the Vacuous Spider is what happens when someone who has the Blood gets lice or genital crabs

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Scholars of Byrgenwerth have found that the most effective type of lubrication that can be used is the slime excreted by Phantasms. This was stumbled upon as a result of two curious Byrgenwerth Students with a Phantasm.

It was also noted that it caused a pleasant tingly sensation when used correct amounts. Although, overuse of Arcane Tingle ™ may cause burning, if so please contact your nearest Scholar for advice.

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The secondary reason why Laurence left to form the Healing Church aside from metaphorically defenestrating the adage about the Old Blood® from his mind; was because Master Willem was constantly calling him Larry.

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Assume for a moment that Annalise actually succeed in her quest to make a child with blood. What do you think it would look like?

Perhaps ‘Child of Blood’ would suggest falling pregnant with a great one, all that comes to mind is just ‘Vileblood Flying Spaghetti Monster’ and I can’t think of anything else and I’m so sorry (well i’m not)

Imagine if the Vileblood Flying Spaghetti Monster wielded Chikage in all of their endlessly forming tentacles.

I think we will name this entity Ph’hi’lip

Ph’hi’lip is a good boy.

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This is all I wanted to know, thank you <3

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You are very welcome to this cursed insight.

Assume for a moment that Annalise actually succeed in her quest to make a child with blood. What do you think it would look like?

Perhaps ‘Child of Blood’ would suggest falling pregnant with a great one, all that comes to mind is just ‘Vileblood Flying Spaghetti Monster’ and I can’t think of anything else and I’m so sorry (well i’m not)

Imagine if the Vileblood Flying Spaghetti Monster wielded Chikage in all of their endlessly forming tentacles.

I think we will name this entity Ph’hi’lip

Ph’hi’lip is a good boy.

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Having eyes on the inside has adversely affected Master Willem's grasp on reality. As such, he often mixes up mundane items with each other if they are of a similar size and shape.

For example, it is a well known fact that Master Willem likes to place cucumber slices over his eyes when he is resting; now however, if you were to pull up his eye mask, you would find two very large, very out of date pieces of salami situated upon his face.

The smell is remarkable.

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hrrgnh Master Logarius im trying to raid Castle Cainhurst but I'm dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the Knights.

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Ludwig isn't actually aggressive, it's just that his horsebrain makes him uncontrollably hallucinate people as carrots.

At that point, the horsebrain takes over completely because it wants a snacky wacky.

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