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if this ceasefire goes through inshallah inshallah ya rab i will spend every single day of the rest of my one wild and precious life telling every motherfucker who told us that trump would “flatten gaza” and we had to vote for the lesser evil to kill themselves

kill yourself

peoplpe are always saying very online things to me

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

why is this the one

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

i scrute the milkfish

gender-affirming surgery is a months-long dark comedy. what the fuck do you mean you're charging me double for everything. what do you mean they itemize the bill by left and right ball. what the fuck.

they billed me for three?? three balls???

i am trying to write. 4 paragraphs

you play soccer with them in space????????? what

yeah