I am made of magic and wires

People be like "Post-covid" as if thousands of people aren't still dying every week of a preventable disease no one cares enough to prevent. People say "post-covid" like there isn't an aids-like post viral illness affecting at least one of every five people infected. People say "post-covid" like covid's effects on our immune system hasn't lead to an increase in fungal disease across the globe. People say "Post-covid" and don't think they're a full-ass eugenicist.

taping over old vhs tapes with demonic jerma clips before en mass donating them to a thrift store to be found by the unsuspecting protagonist of our story

like 99% of "men and women are soooo different!!!" comedy is literally just describing the experience of not understanding other people. like it's not that women never say what they mean talking to other people is just like that. it can be hard to understand what other people are thinking. bioessentialism really rots the brain

"women will say I'm fine and then not mean it" yeah that's something literally everybody does. is this your first time interacting with another human being my guy

this is one of the only funny responses on this hell of a post

michael’s journey to eventually saving every human soul that had or would ever exist began with “I want to do something creative” and I think that’s wonderful