melodramatic princess.

I cannot stress how accurate this is..

when he say he don’t drive

When he said he don’t eat pussy

When he got no money

When his dick is small

when he living off his momma

Oh my god. This makes me smile every time.

This is perfect.  

those tumblr mutuals you rlly want to be friends with but are too cool for you

Pretty much everyone

To anyone who reblogs this under the impression that this fake DM - which is entirely insensitive towards those who have experienced suicidal thoughts or actions - is even remotely funny: I will make sure you experience hell. :) 

what the fuck is “”“young money”“” 

Brand new

this gif is literal perfection i can’t

*gasp* for me?

contradictoryclown

This is how most girls react. I just wanna hold it and tell it how cute it is =3