Its Hip to Fuck CLOWNS

Supervillain preds who love showing off their churning, digesting gut to their nemesis and teasing them about being too late to save someone.

Supervillain preds who take pride in ripping the spandex of their gaudy costumes when they swallow someone.

Supervillain preds who take a particular delight in setting up elaborate traps for the heroes. They always end up dangling them upside down from a height, so that they can be slowly lowered into their waiting open mouth.

Supervillain preds who tease their nemesis by prodding at their padded gut, recalling some of the hero’s colleagues who have added to it.

Supervillain preds who team up with other supervillains, decide they want all the glory and riches, and swallow up their team when they’ve outlived their usefulness.

Supervillain preds whose minions are equally as disposable as the food in their fridge, and who often disappear once they fail or if the boss got a little too hungry during a meeting.

Supervillain preds whose crime schedule is dictated by the rumbling of their belly. Hungry? Time to go out and terrorize the city, and grab a few yummy civilians along the way!

Supervillain preds who are pleasantly surprised when they amass a cult following of fans willing to squeeze into their belly. Evil is hot, right?

The villain kneads and massages their belly for hours. Teasing the hero whenever their belly makes a particularly loud growl. When the villain is sure that the prey are sufficiently digested they take their leave. Leaving the hero strapped to the table to be found by other heroes.

COVERING FACES WITH THEIR ARMS