cupid ye

kymans treat stan the way fujoshis treat women characters they think are getting in the way of their yaoi

rpf isn’t enough i need a sex tape

(remembers that the magic lies within mine and my friends’ imaginations) I have no need of material objects

(remembers one sexual encounter does not define the entire sexual dynamic of a relationship) i need several dozen sex tapes

im gonna pop some stans only got twenty kyles in my pocket im im im huntin lookin for a kenny this is fucking cartman

boy king/knight childhood best friends to lovers. superhero/antihero/supervillain. fake gay dating slowly turning to real gay marriage. villain/henchman toxic yaoi where their dynamic reflects their unhealthy relationships with their parents. and you can get all this and more at the south park shipping store

the thing about south park yaoi is it’s GOOD it’s fucking good okay do you think i want to fucking be here do you think i would be here if it wasn’t that fucking good.

dare i say “when they’re mean to butters 😢😢” are the words of a larper

not that hating butters means you’re a true fan that’s not what i meant. i mean butters haters are usually real fans but. a TRUE parkateer knows butters and his capacity for evil very well

goodnight beautiful people on my phone .. stankyle is all we have in this world