CLOCKROACH OTP !!!

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@cuntroach13

im so nervous for this MRI scan...luckily ive just swallowed my lucky coin!

If you ever feel like a loser just remember there are people who are genuinely emotionally invested in the lives of the british royal family

I don't know... those people can be kind of cute yk. It's like „Oh look he's the king. That's right our king!" And it's just that they're invested in something. And at last it's not drugs or anything. They're just like interested in people and I mean the royal family isn't great (or so I heard) but it's always nice to find people emotionally attached to something so big. It's like the people who like music artists expect a little less music and a lot more ta and rules

I'd actually much rather people were into drugs than the royal family

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

A woman made a TikTok video after stepping into her boyfriend’s garage to get some air during a panic attack and finding all the doors were padlocked shut from the inside, barricaded with the windows blacked out with cardboard. She was like “Is this a red flag? Is this weird? I can’t trust my instincts because I have C-PTSD.” and all of the men in the comments were ripping her to shreds and saying she’s just insecure. Like, no girl. If I stepped into someone’s garage and they had it locked up like the Hope Diamond , I’d also start spiraling. I don’t care how valuable your motorcycle is or how bad the neighborhood is, the totally blocked off chained up no light room IS creepy.

yucky rusting coins can be exchanged for slimy goods and nasty services

Blog header that just reads "nonstandard DNI criteria".

I thought of making one that just said "DNI", with no elaboration.

DNI if you

DNI if you were forged by mortal hands

in the club begging strangers for forgiveness and proving incapable of articulating what for when asked

in the church shaking it crazy style