Bienvenidos a mi blog

Would suck 2 live in the Victorian era and then your husband doesn’t even die. U never even get a chance to wear that sweet, sweet Victorian Mourning Garb. What’s even the fucking point?

im a big fan of who im becoming. shes good, i like her

oh boo hoo i’m odysseus and i get to cruise around the sea for years and sleep with a bunch of beautiful goddesses oh woe is me my life is so hard . Grow up odysseus i would pay real money for that to be my life

When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.

too much

My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: this bitch is fucking stupid!!!

this is my new favourite thing in the world

1) speak up. 2) stop settling. 3) giving is beautiful but don’t let yourself be taken advantage of. 4) be picky about the compromises and sacrifices you make for others. 5) you deserve good things. 6) you deserve reciprocation. 7) everyone you surround yourself with should make you feel good on all levels. 8) you are not asking for too much. 9) your feelings matter. 10) people can’t help you if you pretend to be okay all the time.

me: I’m not susceptible to clickbait “this abandoned shopping mall is full of thousands of fish” me: hoooooooghggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh