is this the life?

I just wanna say. I don’t think that the onion could have come up with anything as crazy as this. There is nothing they could literally ever do now. I say it a lot, that you can’t parody right-wingers, because they’re all strawmen of themselves, and for fucks sake I just keep getting proven right.

start blasting too

‘1 DECADE ago’ carries so much weight

she's bald except for the ponytail

That’s a warrior’s cut

Mrs warrior is crying because her wife just got diagnosed with fatal bookshelf-brain

i will find the avatar and restore my honor

Ut

Not what it says.

 ╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡◜◝  ╮  (                      )  (        cock       )    (                  )      ╰     ͜      ╯                      O                    o                             °       〃∩　∧＿∧      ⊂⌒（ ´・ω・）       ｀ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/ 　           　   ＼/＿＿＿/ 

Did you get the wokeness? Did you get the performative wholesomeness? Did you secure the likes?

nobody ever talks about how saying non-binary genders don’t exist is racist as fuck

How?

many many many indigenous cultures have historically included more than two genders and to say that those genders do not exist is to say that those cultural traditions are invalid, and that only the imperialist gender binary is correct. which is racism. 

Source?