cumbuckets

wtf are these kind of posts

after a shower i must put on 6 different lotions each serving a different purpose or else i become homicidal 

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

it also implies that op developed immunity to windex

good morning cruel world

Don’t you mean goodbye?

no i meant good morning. this world may be cruel but i’m still kickin’

This really cheered me up

His acting skills tho

pussy is everywhere. dick is everywhere. chemistry isn’t.

chemistry is quite literally everywhere

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

is he okay

hes alright but he died

Wassily Kandinsky - Dance Curves, 1926

Hold on I have to google 3 things

Yeah this is pretty funny

popcorn kernels are all just little bulbasaurs 🥺

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