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elijah wood as bacchus at 2004 mardi gras. if you care

that's the context???

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unteachings

it still comes as a surprise that closeness cannot be achieved from a safe distance

ellerybeckart

let it go & leave yourself wide open to change <3 the world is your oyster and the sky is full of birds, just look up!

the-tardis-is-blue

hilarious how grace is wandering around that aircraft carrier thinking i'm just a guy. meanwhile his security clearance is technically on the same level as the actual eva stratt herself

manyblinkinglights

#phm#in the book he's like#'my office is technically a storage closet. they're gonna kick me out of here when we resupply. i'm about as important as toilet paper.'#man you live on a boat. how many other people on the boat have an office at all.#you're the guy who looks at the paperwork and signs shit that's not worth bothering stratt over#which you can choose to interpret as either not very important or VERY IMPORTANT INDEED.#you're the guy who says 'yeah i think this plan is scientifically feasible'#to which stratt says 'okay my pet scientist says it'll work‚ let's go ahead and pave the sahara.'

moredifferentthanusual

Some guy: "i have a crazy plan"

Stratt: "hmm what do you think dr grace?"

Grace: wow what a crazy plan that would take an absurd amount of power to accomplish and have far-reaching impacts "yeah it's feasible, i'd go with it"

Stratt: "alright, you heard him, do it"

Grace: waow she has so much power to just decide that. that's wild. glad i don't decisions. i wonder why she keeps bringing me to these

hellenhighwater

Vice woke me up very excitedly at 4 am to announce that he found and had brought to me a little green pompom. Because I have been trying to encourage him to bring me things that aren't 1. Worms and 2. Mice in order to satisfy his horrible urges to contribute to the household, I congratulated him for this.

I am sure I will regret this later. Please do not wake me up at 4 am.

hellenhighwater

Wow incredible he's done it again!!

copperbadge

Hell, I won't lie, that very first photo makes it look like you praised him for the pom pom and he overreacted and promptly brought you every pillow he could find.

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pjackk

You are cheapening his memory. Delete this account and then kill yourself (IN THAT ORDER)

pjackk

nobody deserves a url it was on the sidewalk like a penny covered in dogshit

jabberding0

It’s so important to practice, practice, practice

iskwekan

brutalist phalloplasty #HisProletarianSlab

iskwekan

brutalist vaginoplasty #HerIronCurtains

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mortalityplays

caught myself overthinking the semantics of the pointing hand emoji (👆 is pointing in agreement but ☝️ says I have something to say BUT 👉 is attention please but 👈 is point and laugh and of course 🫵 is physical assault)

👆 and that means☝️ it's time for this bitch 👈 and that bitch 🫵 to 👉 log off

innerchildabortionclinic

ocd has you disinfecting your phone and also scrubbing your skin until it falls off

innerchildabortionclinic

enjoying the response to this post being a mix of "i'm glad my contamination ocd isn't this bad" and "people DON'T disinfect their phones???"

kabaks

capstellium

sorry i’m reblogging this again but this just makes me so fucking angry. this reminds me of those dudes running game of thrones who had virtually no experience and were allowed to just. treat a multimillion dollar franchise as their little fuck-around-and-learn-about-tv sandbox. why are white men with no credentials allowed to get away with this over and over again while the rest of us have to fight tooth and nail for literal crumbs. i fucking hate the entertainment industry

mrspockomakeitso

tfw you realize you put more thought into your self indulgent fanfic in middle school than someone in charge of a multimillion dollar franchise that employs thousands of people and is watched by millions.

i-am-bic

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

esmeralda-anistasia

#STOP SAYING 'PLATONIC' WHEN YOU MEAN 'CASUAL'#RELATIONSHIPS CAN BE PLATONIC AND ABSOLUTELY DERANGED

memewhore

decellie03

nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week

dripped-in-my-pearls

Happy 30-50 feral hogs day

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cassili

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dice-giver

Wow… dats crazy… spider dice 4 u

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