Take a breath and let the rest come easy.

This is the only version of this meme I will accept

i think censorship should be exclusively reserved for people who use the word waifu. i think the right to free speech should not extend to people who use the word waifu.

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

The titanic but IN SPACE

this is what is written on elon musk’s whiteboard at all times

this may be the single most critical thing anyone has commented on one of my posts, thank you

yall ever heard of beetle jelly

beetle keeping is so ordinary in Japan that you can buy beetle jelly at their equivalent to 99 cent stores :(

You’re telling me there are these cute and colorful and ridiculously tiny cups of jelly that are solely and specifically made for BEETLE CONSUMPTION

Goddang raven tap dancing on my roof

That IS his job

OH my bad sir please proceed

this my favorite edgar allen poe poem