Almost Doesn't Count

If anyone else can help me that would be amazing, should be getting unemployment soon hopefully. Would love to get more days for my airbnb so we don't have to go back to the car before it comes

i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this

i was born with vape and i will die with vape

I was born with judgy

Nip-slip, humblebrag and parkour

Genderqueer ..... makes a lot of sense

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

And why I completely accepted that Danny Devito would be so scared of the sun

I need a noncomprehensive history book that covers Known World History in time periods, like “in this century, all this shit was happening concurrently” and not just all spread out so I have to piece it together like some unpaid uneducated scholar

Harvard University didn’t teach calculus in its first few years after being established because calculus wasn’t invented yet.

Nintendo was founded two years after the Eiffel Tower was constructed

Actually if we go by when construction was finished on the Eiffel Tower, then Nintendo was founded the same year the Eiffel Tower was constructed.

we’re Still implying that homophobes are ‘just closeted’ in 2019 huh? we’re still doing that?

The Target-to-Walmart ratio is a good indicator of how affluent a neighborhood is.

I live in Minnesota. It’s not a good indicator of anything besides knowing you’re in Minnesota.

He Troy Bolt-ed right up

Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, or back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they’re a wide-eyed mess.

fuck kinda subway are u going to?

What kinda school do you go to?

seriously though bisexuality being defined as attraction to men and women is a heterosexual’s definition of bisexuality actual bisexual groups and organizations have been defining it as attraction to two or more genders or same and other genders since the nineties and plenty of nb people actually id as bi and refusing to accept how we define ourselves is so absurdly biphobic and heterosexist and jfc it’s 2014 can other queer people fucking realize and acknowledge this

The purple stripe on the bi flag is meant to represent attraction to nb genders and the bisexual manifesto published in Anything That Moves includes the lines “Do not assume that bisexuality is binary or duogamous in nature … In fact, don’t assume that there are only two genders.” That was published in 1990. It’s older than a lot of people here, including me, and older than terms like “pansexual” and “polysexual” by at least a decade. Bi history is important.

‘Bisexual’ meant ‘all genders and none’ back in the 1970s when I came out. It’s important to remember that. Maybe the word isn’t quite right now, but the meaning behind it, in my experience, always has been.

It’s 2018 and there are still people who think bisexual is transphobic. This post was written four years ago and is still relevant.

In 20biteen we learn our history, y'all

we all have that one book we read as a class in school that we REALLY liked…reblog this and tag what it is for me it’s either the outsiders or romeo and juliet

i swear the delivery instructions are put by whoever orders tho?????

me

The delivery instructions are put by the orderer if online but if you call, the worker puts the instructions.