Mo's stash of bioware things

heartbreak apostates 

mages: Free

chantry: destroyed

heartbreak apostates 

When a Blight begins, Garrett Hawke doesn’t try to survive. The darkspawn do.

Underneath Garrett Hawke’s beard is another beard, and underneath that beard is a fist.

Garrett Hawke once got bit by a poisonous spider… After three days of pain and agony… the poisonous spider died.

Garrett Hawke caught the Blight and made it sick.

Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Garrett Hawke is called Logic.

Marian Hawke doesn’t dodge fireballs, fireballs dodge her.

After Fenris, the second quickest way to a man’s heart is Marian’s fist.

When Marian Hawke gives you the finger, she’s telling you how long you have to live.

The Bone Pit used to be called the Creature Pit, until Marian Hawke came through…

Marian Hawke never retreats, she just attacks in the opposite direction.

The phrase “near-Death experience” doesn’t exist in Thedas, just “near-Marian experience.”

Marian Hawke can start a fire with an ice spell.

When the demons in the Fade go to rest, they check under their beds for Marian Hawke.

Marian Hawke has Andraste on speed-dial.

If you see Marian Hawke crying, she will grant you a wish, if your wish is dying.

Dorian Pavus

Fashionization

whoa there Anders where’s that hand going?

some people were complaining the original of this was too easy; so here’s a hard version for nerds and people who are good at wordsearches

all words are up and down, no diagonals, some backwards

im SHRIEKING

he punches it!

Happy Birthday to my buddy @olsnaggletooth!!

Here’s your sewer boy, Anders with a side order of cats.

he laughs at hawke’s jokes constantly and laughs with the other companions??? fenris gets jokes and knows how to tell them, too

why write him with a no fun personality when that’s not really what he’s like

exhibit A

exhibit B

credit (video)

exhibit C

exhibit D

when fenris throws the bottle against the wall in a cutscene with hawke

fenris: it’s good i can still take pleasure in the little things

purple hawke: you could have offered me a glass first, you know

fenris: there’s more, if you’re really interested

hawke: perish the thought. how would you decorate the walls?

fenris: (laughs) (in the most adorable way)

credit (video, 6:55 - 7:20)

there are countless other times where fenris isn’t a “brooding elf” and he actually has a sense of humour and is very interactive with the rest of the group